She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
