So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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