I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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