that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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