is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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