I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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