so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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