Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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