it's like iHOP with fire
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
