I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
my sisters under your porch take her home
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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