Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Porn is love you can see.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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