omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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