so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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