So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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