I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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