Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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