you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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