I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My life is pants optional.
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