On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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