And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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