nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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