i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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