Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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