Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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