I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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