My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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