moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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