i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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