ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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