I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My dick has a subreddit
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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