..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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