i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.