if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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