Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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