I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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