She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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