S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
how drunk are you?
Several
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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