Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She's the barista slut.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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