Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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