fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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