I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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