Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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