My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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