she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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