I hate your face
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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