It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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