last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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