do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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