I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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