He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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