I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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